Hello humans! (I write human because my friend saying I'm an alien monkey boggart, and my brother saying I'm a girl version of Sly Cooper (Because sometimes I steal plush Garfield from him) and my mum says I'm a skunk

As a summary, I'm not a human)
First of all, call me Safiye X3 (Please, I'm beggin' ya X3 )
My name is Safiye. I'm from North Cyprus (That means I'm turkish, but I think I know enough english for this website ^w^ ), I'm 15.5 (0.5's are important X3 ) years old, blah blah blah... I hate this type of boring introduction shits

I LOVE
~My friends (real life or web friends... No matter what, I FUCKİN' LOVE YA GUYS!!!!!! And I'm coming for your brains B3 )
~Drawing my and my friends oc's (Meow

)
~CRACK PAİRİNGS!!!!! I fuckin' love them Cx
~Role-Playing

~Writing stories (even knowing my stories are crappy and I need months to finish a story)
~My monkey (lol just jokin', I dun have any X3 )
~COFFEE!!!!!!!

~CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
~ADAM LAMBERT AND LOGAN LERMAN AND NEİL PATRİCK HARRİS AND JİM PARSONS AND OTHER SUPER SEXY EPİCAWESOME CELEBRİTİES!!!!!! (No worries, I'm as cool as potato -w- )
~My real life bestie's character Logan (Damn he's so epicly sexy Cx )
~My imaginary boyfriend (He looks like a mixture of Adam Lambert and Logan Lerman

I'm so lonely

)
~Chocolate
~Watching my dad when he eats hot pepper or something hot (He has hiccups X3 )
~Chocolate
~And... Chocolate...
I FUCKİN' HATE
~Homophobics
~Liars
~People underestimating me
~Guys in my english class (One of them calling me hentai D8> )
~My math teacher (she sucks our life energy o.o )
~My (old) religion (Now I'm atheist )
~Uneducated people
~When someone doesn't like something I wasted my hours to do D8>
Here is the end...
This recording will self-destruct in 10 seconds. (Better be safe -w-)


I seriously do -.-

I wish I could find an "I love giving middle finger" stamp X3

So true TT-TT


Really, why? O.o
